Pick-up women at a funeral?

[Trampis]

So I'm at this funeral today,and the F-home is filling up fast,but I spy a seat next to this somewhat hottie.Not hot,but at least shes not fat!You single guys in your thirties know what I mean.Anyways,i proceeded to make small talk with her about the dead woman,and blah blah blah,the funeral got over,and I turned to her and said,"Boy these funerals sure make a guy hungry,wanna get a bite to eat?"She said she couldn't as she was attending with her mum and she had to get her home soon but,I did get her # and a ray of hope in this bleak dating world I live in.

My question,Is it wrong to pick up chicks at a funeral?

[Viper from Vancouver]

Sorry man but that is weak. Imagine being at one of your parents funeral and having someone trying to pick you up. Wait for a wedding instead

[kirkworld]

Wedding,funeral..........same thing.

[yt1300inHtown]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Viper from Vancouver:
Sorry man but that is weak.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

Seriously, you're the last person who should be calling someone out for their skills with ladies.

[Funkywhiteboy]

Oh, Trampis, you're such a sweet-talker!!!

Sincerely,

[Viper from Vancouver]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by yt1300inHtown:


Seriously, you're the last person who should be calling someone out for their skills with ladies.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

I've been laid more times in a week than you've been laid in your life. Be nice and I might throw youa few of my left overs

[yt1300inHtown]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Viper from Vancouver:


I've been laid more times in a week than you've been laid in your life. Be nice and I might throw youa few of my left overs

</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>


Its the ones you DON'T get that you always seem to post about.

I'm turning in for the night, catch you tomorrow BB in V.

[itsanalias]

Allow me to provide the play-by-play...?

(All seated in front of open casket at memorial service)

Trampis: Come here often? Heh-heh....
Woman: No...most grandmothers only die once.
Trampis: Well, at least we got some nice weather...I was doin' some Alice in Chains "Man in the Box" on the way over with the T-tops off!
Woman: Swell.
Trampis: So, ya gotta name?
Woman: Yes.
Trampis: You know why people that live on the other side of the road can't be embalmed here?
Woman: No...
Trampis: Cuz they're still livin'!! Ha ha....
Pastor: Son, please keep your tone down and respect the deceased and the surviving family...
Trampis: Cool Padre, my bad....Hey doll...got any Binaca?...Anyway, yo, check this....you know that stiff plot down the road...?
Woman: Um, yes, Nana will be laid to eternal rest there...
Trampis: Killer! I hear people are just dying to get in there!! BWAHAHAHAHAA!
Woman: Don't touch me.
Trampis: That's just consolation, Babe... anyway...you wanna get your grub on after this borefest is over?
Woman: Uh, no, I flew 16 hours from Sheffield-on-Trent to be here with me mum...I should really be with her in her time of need.
Trampis: Hmm, well next week we're throwin' down on Aloha street...you MUST be there....call ya?
Woman: Sure...writes 555-1212
Trampis: Awesome...I knew that line would work...it's from Singles, where I got my sig!
Woman: Your...sig..?
Trampis: Yeah, it's a..uh...nevermind...it's how I evolved my signature! Yeah, that's it!
Woman: Don't touch me, please. moves two seats over....
Trampis: TTYL :wink:...

OK, was I close at least....?

[Adept]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Viper from Vancouver:
I've been laid more times in a week than you've been laid in your life. Be nice and I might throw youa few of my left overs</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

Wow what a nice guy you are. I think YT already has a pet!

Anyhow - regarding picking up at a funeral. If the chick is only mediocre and she was wearing black, i'd say she be game for a post funderal "embracing life" fuck. However, since black is the colour that hides the pounds, she is more than likly a sow, and therefor an embrassment to pursue a relationship with.

However, your a single (getting desperate) 30 y/o and "beggars can't be choosers" i guess!

As long as you aren't "Ripping open a cold one" funeral sex is cool - but not as cool a wedding sex.

mmmm.. sex... where's my cat..

hahah! JoKES!

[Trampis]

Fuking RACK! Itsalanias.That was some funny shit,not quite how it went down but funny none the less.I dont think she is in any way related to the dead woman,and we were sitting in the far back of the room so the Padre heard nothing......but how did you know I was listening to Alice In Chains before I arrived?Anyways...